shassturbating

The act of vigorously inserting your thumb into and out of your rectum while masturbating in the shower.

Chris blew his load everywhere when he was shassturbating this morning.

by Mytinylittlehand May 7, 2017

shapesturbating

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

by Jernandez December 3, 2016

Super Smashturbating

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Smashturbating

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009

Super smashturbating

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

by GUY GUY May 18, 2015

slasturbating

masturbating in your sleep

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

smashturbating

Playing any Super Smash Brothers game by yourself.

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

by slayertokey February 8, 2010