smarton 

See smart on.

I sat with my woman discussing life's imponderables and ended up with hardcore smarton.

smarton by joelmw October 25, 2010

Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

Shartoning by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Smartolol 

A mix of a language and another language (Indonesian and english to be exact). So its like "Smart" and "Tolol" put together. Smart is well you know. And Tolol means like "Dumb"

Kau ini smartolol sampai kau baru sadar kau ini goblok

Smartolol by haji tayo January 9, 2021

Spartones 

An all-male acappella group from the University of North Carolina at Greensboro. Considered by many to be the premier vocal performance group of UNCG, the Spartones look and sound beautiful.

"These Spartones are amazing. The combination of musical deliciousness and killer ripped bodies is almost too much to handle... I want to make love to each and every one of them on stage right now."

Spartones by knifewrench February 5, 2010

smarten up 

pay attention to what you're doing

See watch your back.

While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.

"Hey smarten up!."

You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.

smarten up by th3m0nk October 16, 2011

Smartin 

One who worships animals and bestiality and the like. Getting caught for bestiality in school.

Smartin Ang.

Smartin by xerofication October 12, 2010

Smartan 

A hybrid of a spartan and a smart person that has the spartan drive and are really intelligent.

Bob: How does that guy do it?
Joe: It's pretty obvious, he's a smartan.

Smartan by arkhamknightnzt March 20, 2017