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smartability 

You do not have good smartability
smartability by Loser101234 December 19, 2016
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Smashability 

A ranking system of how fuckable a girl is. This ranking system has to do with raw sexual attraction and is not to be used as an overall ranking system.
"Hey Mary is pretty hot."

"What's her smashability level?"

"Its a solid 8."
Smashability by Kashmando October 3, 2011

Spurtability 

Things (anythings) coming in spurts, or sudden bursts.
Announcer 1: "Their scoring has really come in spurts in the second half, and you've got to have it, spurtability is what I like to call it."
Spurtability by PedroiasArmy September 14, 2011

shatability 

shat·a·bil·i·ty
/SHatˈəˈbilədē/

A public restroom that possesses combined levels of cleanliness, comfort, amenities and also provides both visual and olfactory appeal which can be rated and/or ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the best, fractional numeric values can be utilized, i.e. 6.7, or 9.2, etc.) by the individual having to sit down on a toilet to urinate (piss) and/or for a bowel movement (shat).
The shatability of the crapper in that resturant was a solid 8. The owner of this establishment would be well served to improve the shatability rating to at least a 6.5 to ensure repeat customers. Only a shatability scale that allows a less then zero rating could best describe that restroom.
shatability by Shakespeareiums January 24, 2016

shareability

Increasing the opportunity to share something with someone.
By adding a new joke to our list, that increases our chances of sharability online.

OR

Making our links easier to find will increase our shareability.
shareability by Trish C January 10, 2009

Seatability 

The ability to seat outside dining.
We have great seatability in our outside patio now

seatability 

The perfect seated position to maximize coverage during a lap dance.
Your dance will be $10 more due to the seatability of your lap.
seatability by chobb September 10, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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