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seatability 

The perfect seated position to maximize coverage during a lap dance.
Your dance will be $10 more due to the seatability of your lap.
seatability by chobb September 10, 2020

shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.
"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

Slamability 

The scale of which to rate someone's sexual potential
"She's fit - definitely scores high on the slamability scale."

"What a shambles - I'd give her 1 on the slamability scale."

"I met this girl
Oh yeah, what's her slamability?
10 out of 10 - 100% slamable"
Slamability by JERM-GF May 20, 2011

SESHABILITY 

SESHABILITY .when the hard working and Friday arrives they have the inability to say no to anything that may lead to a “sesh” eg the quiet few pints in the bar. This then leads to serious drugs, achohol and waking up in a randomers bed hungover and compleatly ashamed
I only went for one pint but then my seshability kicked in and now I haven’t slept since Thursday ..I know
SESHABILITY by Taff anton tozza April 13, 2019

seahabilitation

The need to spend time near the ocean...
After a crazy week, she was in desperate need of seahabilitation.
seahabilitation by HippieWriter July 24, 2016

Stabability 

Uncommon misconception of the word "stability" - the state of being stable

Also defined as the ability to stab.
Mark - My wife is questioning my stability!
John - She better not question your stabability!
Stabability by TheFuckHole24 March 9, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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