Swartzability 

The ability to cheat, manupulate, swinde, jive talk, or con someone out of work, time, money or personal property, and still feel good about themselves.

The lowest of the low that will lie to make themselves not only look good but also to feel better. To achive true Swartzability it helps to be a lawyer.

-"Man woody! next time we see someone spending so much money on crome parts for their car we are working on, we need to get in writing what we are getting paid!"

-woody "i know! that jackass had some real swartzability

-"wow that guy has been sued a lot!"

--"He has achived true swartzability"

Swartzability by Bobmcbob4 November 24, 2010

smartability 

The ability to be smart

You do not have good smartability

smartability by Loser101234 December 19, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008