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To Smanze is to flirt with and/or date a person, purely to gain something sexual from them. After the Smanzer has smanzed the victim (the Smanzee), they are then ghosted/ignored as the goal has been "achieved".
Stop trying to buy me drinks, you Smanzer. I'm not interested

He has been wanting to Smanze all night, what a dickhead

OMG. I was totally smanzed!!!! He won't answer my calls now.
smanze by ddsaysrah April 29, 2020
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she can get the smangers - derived from phrase, she “can get it”…a woman who looks so good that you can see yourself having sexual intercourse with her - Uzowuru Urban Dictionary Part 1.
Person:hey man have you the new girl at school?

Michael Uzowuru: yeah dude,she can get the smangers.
Smangers by Bruce Lee Uzowuru August 3, 2011
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smanze • Shanze • smange • smaze • Smanger • Shanzeh • shanzen • shanzer • smane • Sanzeda
A small blanket. Use instead of “throw”.
I love this cozy smanket I can use while sitting on the couch to keep me warm.
smanket by JohnnyHome November 8, 2020
Shanze is the most amazing person you shall ever meet
Girl 1: I'm booored

Girl 2: ohohoh, lemme call up Shanze!
Shanze by gayawnly4y0u November 4, 2012

Sanzenbacher 

A couple that performs sexual acts on each other in a sandbox while dressed in lederhosen.
To combine their love of sex, sand, and german attire the couple tried the sanzenbacher.
Sanzenbacher by Bill_Brasky November 2, 2012
Someone who is well dressed, looks bomb ass without a doubt, toomuch sauce
«Damn you looking Smaze today»
«My girlz always be looking Smaze»
Smaze by Juice777 May 24, 2021
A vague term that can mean anything sexual.
L: That Jon guy keeps looking at me...
A: He totally wants to smange you.
smange by namestakenmeow September 11, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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