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smallface 

An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.
Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!
smallface by seanstreck October 28, 2008

Smallasses 

Pronounced like molasses (muh-las-iz), it is someone who has a small or below average sized ass. It isn't a medical diagnosis, it is simply the fact that someone has a small ass. It can be used as a name to call someone with a small ass, like a nickname, or it can be used to describe the person's ass directly. When figuring out if someone has smallasses, you only take the size of the butt cheeks into account. Quality and color of the ass are not relevant, nor is the gender of the person. You don't need to see their bare ass cheeks to make the decision that they have smallasses either. Simply giving them a friendly grope can help you determine. Typically, if you can fit most of one of your hands around one of their butt cheeks, that is a good sign of smallasses.
Hey, smallasses! Get over here!

I walked past Tim today on the way to close and I noticed he had smallasses.
Smallasses by Jaremo July 13, 2012

smallgasms 

The tingeling sensation in your pants which sends your body into a state of contractions caused by freshness.
The fresh grass in the Thin Red Line gave me a smallgasms.
smallgasms by maggulfsen August 8, 2016

smallcat 

One of Imaqtpie's cats.
Smallcat, what are you meowing about!?
smallcat by BackyardBooster February 17, 2017

Smallmageddon 

The practice of automakers in the late 2010s and early 2020s discontinuing coupes and sedans in favor of crossovers and SUVs.
Smallmageddon continues with Lincoln discontinuing the Continental.

smallchaeyoung

smallchaeyoung is a cute tiktoker, she have a lot of moots
I love smallchaeyoung.”
Me too.”
smallchaeyoung by anonymous January 5, 2021