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smallgasms 

The tingeling sensation in your pants which sends your body into a state of contractions caused by freshness.
The fresh grass in the Thin Red Line gave me a smallgasms.
smallgasms by maggulfsen August 8, 2016
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SmallArms 

A runescape player whose main goal is to sell in game blow jobs for irl money, he has been seen in action in Teletubyking's Player owned house multiple time presumable immediately after completing the deed.
OMG SmallArms's Succ was worth the 22m i rwted for it!
SmallArms by notTeletubyKing April 11, 2017

smellgasm 

Like an orgasm for the nose. When someone smells so good it makes you want to say GOD DAMN.
1. My hot ass co-worker was in my office today and I was having smellgasms.
2. I picked up his shirt off the floor and smelled it and had a smellgasm.
smellgasm by Jacqlyn April 24, 2006

Smallasses 

Pronounced like molasses (muh-las-iz), it is someone who has a small or below average sized ass. It isn't a medical diagnosis, it is simply the fact that someone has a small ass. It can be used as a name to call someone with a small ass, like a nickname, or it can be used to describe the person's ass directly. When figuring out if someone has smallasses, you only take the size of the butt cheeks into account. Quality and color of the ass are not relevant, nor is the gender of the person. You don't need to see their bare ass cheeks to make the decision that they have smallasses either. Simply giving them a friendly grope can help you determine. Typically, if you can fit most of one of your hands around one of their butt cheeks, that is a good sign of smallasses.
Hey, smallasses! Get over here!

I walked past Tim today on the way to close and I noticed he had smallasses.
Smallasses by Jaremo July 13, 2012

Smellgasm 

A smell which is so pleasant that it is similar to your nose having an orgasm.

For example: Your favorite food being cooked or someone wearing a delightful smelling perfume/ cologne.
your favorite meal been cooked, Someone wearing a delightful smelling perfume/cologne. Smellgasm.
Smellgasm by saxkid5 April 28, 2011

Smellgasm 

Upon smelling a certain scent, or a combination of scents, one makes noises as though they are having an orgasm. Similar to a "Flavorgasm"
I walked into Anthropolige and had a smellgasm from the scent in they have in there.
Smellgasm by Kingskid1984 December 19, 2008

Smellgasm 

A smell referred to as a smellgasm usually means that an object's smell effects your nose clit and gives you an amazing orgy in your nostrils, for first timers it may pop their nose cherry, may cause bloody nose.
Leif: Dude, I just got this new smencil, and it's smell is so great I think I just got nose laid.
Xander: Dude, homie, you said it wrong, broheem, it's a smellgasm! Noob!
Leif: Fine, whatev, either way I'm gunna "nose"turbate and get a huge smellgasm tonight, bro!
Smellgasm by jhrdgesgn February 23, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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