swaffer
Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it
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Swaffer
Seen in huge numbers August bank holiday weekend filling the streets of Clapham Common before, during and after SW4 festival. Definitely drunk, probably pilled up and likely to be from Essex. Average age of 24.
The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.
The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.
‘Sorry I’m late Steve, it took me 3 hours to get from Clapham Common to Clapham North because of all the swaffers’
‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’
‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’
Swaffer by Fionainlondon August 31, 2018
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Swaffer • swafferdonk • fat swaffer • swiffer • Shaffer • Swiffer Wet Jet • Saffers • swaffelen • swaffeling • Swifferoodo
Swaffer
Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!
Swaffer by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015
Swaffer
Hey yo girl, here's my number, swaffer at me later.
The basketball team is up by 6 points, swaffer!!
The basketball team is up by 6 points, swaffer!!
fat swaffer
That one fat cop from your hometown who got too fat and the police chief made him be a bike cop to lose weight.
fat swaffer by tjpizza January 10, 2017
Dirty Swiffer
Dirty Swiffer by Lex triple x February 28, 2016
swaffeling
swaffeling by chaddy September 11, 2013
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