Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it
by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022
Get the swaffermug. Seen in huge numbers August bank holiday weekend filling the streets of Clapham Common before, during and after SW4 festival. Definitely drunk, probably pilled up and likely to be from Essex. Average age of 24.
The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.
The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.
‘Sorry I’m late Steve, it took me 3 hours to get from Clapham Common to Clapham North because of all the swaffers’
‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’
‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’
by Fionainlondon August 31, 2018
Get the Swaffermug. Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!
by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015
Get the Swaffermug. Hey yo girl, here's my number, swaffer at me later.
The basketball team is up by 6 points, swaffer!!
The basketball team is up by 6 points, swaffer!!
by Nikki M February 5, 2007
Get the Swaffermug. That one fat cop from your hometown who got too fat and the police chief made him be a bike cop to lose weight.
by tjpizza January 10, 2017
Get the fat swaffermug.