Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

Shaffer by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

Shaffer

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?

Shaffer by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010

Shaffer

Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.

"Damn!!! you're almost as white as Shaffer! but you're not transparent!"

Shaffer by Nirca November 8, 2009

Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

Shaffer by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

Shaffer by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

Shaffer by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

dirty shaffer 

The "dirty shaffer" is when you dip your nuts in used motor oil and drag them across someone's face

I was working on my sweet hotrod and i gave my girl a dirty shaffer

dirty shaffer by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 14, 2015