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The simultaneous act of puking on oneself while shitting.
Don't use that bathroom. Someone just shaffered in there.
by Party 2020 June 07, 2020
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.
That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!
by Publius42069 May 22, 2019
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A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.
"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?
by fyingdildomonkey November 09, 2010
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Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.
"Damn!!! you're almost as white as Shaffer! but you're not transparent!"
by Nirca November 08, 2009
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1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error
1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.
by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008
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A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.
"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."
by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008
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