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swaffer
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Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against
something
than
actually
harden up
and do it
Stop
being
such a
swaffer and ask her out
already
swaffer
by
YourFavouriteVan
May 13, 2022
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