shaffering 

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed

"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."

shaffering by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011

Shaffering 

The act of accusing someone of missing too much time at work only to miss time yourself.

Brian accused me of Hughesing but he was shaffering.

Shaffering by Tardy, absent, Sabbatical January 12, 2022

end my suffering 

what you say when you hear a jacob sartorious song

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"

end my suffering by Marsquakes August 1, 2016

swaffeling 

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.

I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.

swaffeling by chaddy September 11, 2013

Suffering 

humanity

My life is never ending suffering

Suffering by ThatWDude August 6, 2018

the suffering olympics 

The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.

Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.

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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?

the suffering olympics by Delphinidae Rex April 17, 2013

Suffering Expert 

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.

For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!

Suffering Expert by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019