swaffer 

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

swaffer by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Swaffer 

Seen in huge numbers August bank holiday weekend filling the streets of Clapham Common before, during and after SW4 festival. Definitely drunk, probably pilled up and likely to be from Essex. Average age of 24.

The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.

‘Sorry I’m late Steve, it took me 3 hours to get from Clapham Common to Clapham North because of all the swaffers’

‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’

Swaffer by Fionainlondon August 31, 2018

Swaffer 

Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!

"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"

Swaffer by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015

Swaffer 

To yell or holler at another. A synonym for the word HOLLA!

Hey yo girl, here's my number, swaffer at me later.

The basketball team is up by 6 points, swaffer!!

Swaffer by Nikki M February 5, 2007

fat swaffer 

That one fat cop from your hometown who got too fat and the police chief made him be a bike cop to lose weight.

Jeez! Have you seen Jenny lately? She's a real Fat Swaffer now!

fat swaffer by tjpizza January 10, 2017

Dirty Swiffer 

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

Dirty Swiffer by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

swaffeling 

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.

I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.

swaffeling by chaddy September 11, 2013