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Seen in huge numbers August bank holiday weekend filling the streets of Clapham Common before, during and after SW4 festival. Definitely drunk, probably pilled up and likely to be from Essex. Average age of 24.

The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.
‘Sorry I’m late Steve, it took me 3 hours to get from Clapham Common to Clapham North because of all the swaffers’

‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’
by Fionainlondon August 31, 2018
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!
"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"
by JamEsAdAms June 14, 2015
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To yell or holler at another. A synonym for the word HOLLA!
Hey yo girl, here's my number, swaffer at me later.

The basketball team is up by 6 points, swaffer!!

by Nikki M February 01, 2007
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