smadging

The process of making up definitions to words in order to freak out the undiscerning internet user.

Vic: Snorgling means WHAT?!?
Loki: Don't worry, man, pontifex is just smadging with you.

by fuzzybabybunny January 14, 2009

Smauging

The act of sitting on substantial wealth reserves with no intention and/or ready method by which to exchange it for goods and services. A reference to the dragon named "Smaug" from J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" who acquires and obsesses over vast treasure reserves yet has no way or desire to spend or trade them.

Used to refer to members of the Bitcoin community who have acquired large stores of bitcoins yet few outlets by which to spend them for things that they might want.

Sam says he is totally smauging on his Bitcoin stash until he can buy a new house with it.

by Spelunkin Magazine December 17, 2013

face smudging

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.

when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.

by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006

smudging

An act of prayer among Native Americans involving the burning of sage, cedar or sweetgrass in an abalone shell, tin can, or other container that will hold the ashes safely.

The college student was expelled because the smell of his smudging was mistaken for marijuana.

by gabriel-ernest November 9, 2007

smanging

the fusion of smashing and banging born in the catalyst of aggressive fucking. to ferociously penetrate your partner while bending her over a balcony during spring break.

Dude, last night I was smanging this chick so hard we broke the bed.

by smangapedic May 4, 2011

Fanny smudging

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015

Smudging

The risk of transferring vaginal love juice to a phone screen when texting and masturbating simultaneously

She was at risk of smudging when sexting her boyfriend.....

by Comedy_Genius May 12, 2020