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Smidging 

Small midge - u get the idea, but not the full picture
You have a smidge of an Idea man, you havent got on the full on tea yet, cause you been smidging.
Smidging by Ayve July 29, 2025

face smudging 

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.
when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.
An act of prayer among Native Americans involving the burning of sage, cedar or sweetgrass in an abalone shell, tin can, or other container that will hold the ashes safely.
The college student was expelled because the smell of his smudging was mistaken for marijuana.
smudging by gabriel-ernest November 9, 2007

Smidgineer 

Someone who is great at working with tiny intricate measurements. A smidgineer will get the measurement or angle correct every time.

A smidgician is a master smidgineer. A wizard in his field. A smidgician can eyeball a measurement from across the room and nail it 100 percent of the time.
Wow, you smigineered the f*#k out of that. Your smigineering skills are out of this world. I believe I can smidgineer it in there.
Smidgineer by The smidgician November 19, 2019

Fanny smudging 

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia
I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it
Fanny smudging by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015
The risk of transferring vaginal love juice to a phone screen when texting and masturbating simultaneously
She was at risk of smudging when sexting her boyfriend.....
Smudging by Comedy_Genius May 12, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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