smedging

taking credit when none is warranted

I've noticed a lot of companies smedging during the corona virus. Taking credit for their own grand behavior when in fact they haven't done anything different than usual. Wikipedia saying "...our volunteers are working to bring you a trusted source of unbiased information. Throughout these challenging times, knowledge must and will remain open for all." I mean seriously, Shut The Fuck Up.

by geekmalone March 21, 2020

Smeaging

When you're popping the fuck off.

Popularised by FaZe BabyBay dumpstering in pro Valorant.

Babybay was smeaging on 'em

by yadooK March 12, 2021

face smudging

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.

when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.

by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006

smudging

An act of prayer among Native Americans involving the burning of sage, cedar or sweetgrass in an abalone shell, tin can, or other container that will hold the ashes safely.

The college student was expelled because the smell of his smudging was mistaken for marijuana.

by gabriel-ernest November 9, 2007

Sledging

Sledging or "Mental Disintergration" as it is also known is the tactic of talking to players on the opposition side (particularily batsmen, as taking on a whole team in the field is never a good idea) with the objective of destroying either their concentration or their confidence/self esteem. Sledging is practised in a large way by the Australian Cricket Team, but most International teams partake in sledging. Sledging can be merely an opposition player talking constantly to the batsman, but has mostly become known as players swearing and questioning their lineage.

Glenn McGrath to Eddie Brandes
GM: "Oi Brandes why are you so fat?"
EB: "Because everytime I shag your wife she gives me a biscuit"

Andrew Flintoff to Tino Best (after Best had attempted a slog sweep towards the pavilion)
AF: "Mind those windows Tino"

Rod Marsh to Ian Botham
RM: "So how's your wife and my kids?"

by umpirestrikesback May 17, 2005

Sledging

Sleep edging - the masochistic practice of letting yourself get really close to falling asleep before waking yourself up again.

Thanks to my alarm I was inadvertantly sledging all morning.

by Aplusbar April 19, 2018

Fanny smudging

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015