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The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.
Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*
Smackwich by shnnn000 November 13, 2012

Stinkie von Stankovich 

Big Baller; a guy who fucks a lot - he gets his stank on
Dude 1: How many chicks have you fucked?

Dude 2: Over a 1,000

Dude 1: You's Stinkie von Stankovich!

Dude 2: Yeah, I's a Big-Nig

Weird Al Spankovich 

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'
SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?

sackuvich 

fat beyond compare; also reffered to ass thunder thighs; leading cause of vomit in the town of colorado springs since 1979.
"I almost got ate by her thighs"-many unfortunate young men who sat in the front row of her class
sackuvich by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

Smackwhich 

A sandwich that is smacking
Damn Gina, this Smackwhich is life changing 🤤…!
Smackwhich by TherealJanae July 11, 2024

Ivana Smakavich

Say it really fast... you'll get it...
"I'm so mad, Ivana Smakavich!"