smack tart 

Smack Tart, often used in online matches against other people who suck at the game and act like a complete retard.

'Shut the hell up, Smack Tart.'

smack tart by Christian November 4, 2004

Smacktard 

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.

MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard

Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

smackfarthing 

Coined by the famous Cleolinda Jones, of M15M fame, this is a combination of the "Southfarthing" tobacco leaf mentioned int he LOTR books/movies, and heroin.

You need to lay off the smackfarthing, dude.

smackfarthing by Lylassandra October 19, 2004

Smacktard 

A name believed to have originated from in game chat sessions within the immensely popular online game Battlefield 1942 (EA 2002). The name is applied to individuals who talk too much "smack" to the point where others might conclude that they are mentally challenged individuals (derogatory "tard").

Player_Newb: you homo, go f*@k your mother.
Player_Newb: you can all suck my di#k!

Vaderhater: Shut the hell up Smacktard!

Smacktard by Money$hot July 22, 2004

smacktard 

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

smacktard by Baron Von Kristophe June 1, 2007

smacktarded 

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.

Yo, I am smacktarded.

smacktarded by Cait November 23, 2004

smacktard 

Someone who insists on acting immature, often at the expense of fun of others.

Look at that smacktard over there, blowing up his own team.

smacktard by Knite March 20, 2003