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Smackagelies 

A flavored condom that is able to be consumed. Available in a large amount of flavors. Ex. Orange Glacier, Blueberry Surprise, Etc.
Josh: Yo fool i used smackagelies last night and got laid 12 times!

John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.
Smackagelies by Gay mann December 22, 2009

Smacktard 

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.
MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard
Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

smacktacular 

SMAK-TAK-YOU-LAR Ad-verb. - When finding the opposite sex butt sooooo nice that you are forced into action, usually resulting in a proper spanking.
Marilyn's butt is sooooo hot, I had to pop it. That thing is smacktacular.
smacktacular by Moabdibb December 26, 2009

snacktating

To have the munchies, to be displaying hunger. A grave need for snacks. Sounds like lactating.
Hurry up and go to the store, I'm snacktating here.
snacktating by VachonMan November 27, 2006

smackamento 

sacramento, california next to the bay but not part of the bay.....home to artists such as t nutty and brotha lynch hung
mayne the functions in smackamento are hella hyphy
smackamento by nate dude August 1, 2006

Smacalated 

Forcefully applied pressure that causes harm to another person.
Headlock crushing someone’s nose.
“DAVE SMACALATED MY NOSE AND NOW I CANT BREATHE!”
Smacalated by GabeyBoi April 7, 2021