smack job 

The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.

John: Man my balls are killing me

Sean: Why dude?

John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good

smack job by Lenny Ganz July 7, 2010

smack job 

Used as a derragatory remark : refers to the act of waking someone up by smacking your dick on their face.

He's suck a fucking smack job.

smack job by Rambel April 11, 2005

smock job 

A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.

When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.

smock job by Led Zeppole March 17, 2004

shack job 

Dr. Laura's blunt and intemperate way of referring to any couple that cohabit without benefit of marriage. Also, and in particular, any woman who "puts up with" such an arrangement, regardless of whether or not marriage is in the foreseeable future. See under mistress.

Caller begins by saying: "Dr. Laura, here's my problem. I've been living with my boyfriend for six years, and--"
Schlessinger interrupts: "So you're a shack job."
Caller (hesitantly): "Well..."
Schlessinger: "OK, we've established that. Let's move on..."

shack job by Steve Salerno May 23, 2008

South Dakota Stack-job 

"When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."

-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.

Marybelle - "Ey Billy! Dem boys 'an I 'ist 'eadin oar dat daire bern fer a six'er. Ya in?"

Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"

South Dakota Stack-job by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 14, 2015

Sack job

Someone who knowing allows there cousin to play with there ball sack

Last week at the family reunion I got the best sack job ever

Sack job by Killafox06 September 29, 2011

stack-job

A word used for falling over or tripping over. Usually used by skater kids when they fall over on their boards, bikes, skates etc. But can be used by anyone to describe any type of miss placement of feet that results in you on the ground.

Jim: did you see jake on his bike yesterday
Bob: yeah he should have known he couldn't land that jump.
Jim: he did a complete stack-job in front of everyone. What a loser!

stack-job by sexy/impressionz March 22, 2008