slurxi

A fat ass nigga named AJ on his account and Likes Instagram pages that has the listing of perks of dating a fat boy

Damn That Nigga Slurxi Fat As Hell

by Josh Pek May 7, 2020

slurxi

A fat ass nigga who likes instagram post listing the perks of dating a fat boy

Damn that nigga slurxi fat af

by Josh Pek May 7, 2020

Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

by karqz May 8, 2021

sluxxin

verb

Ingesting copious amounts of food and/or drink without regard for the nutritional value or unhealthy nature of the items consumed.

"People sluxxin down macaroni and cheese, stuffing, seasoned rice...every single day. Souse and all a this other stuff." - US Virgin Islands Governor Albert Bryan Jr. (July 26, 2021)

by Vin Carib July 31, 2021

Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Slurvish

A term used in Alice in Wonderland; Selfish, self-centered, or generally rude and thoughtless.

Alice thought it was very slurvish of The Red Knave to proposition her in the hallway of the Red Queen's castle.

by Katalyst86 May 29, 2010

Dick-slurping run

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014