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Attempting to sweet talk the opposite sex.
1. Yo John is slurpin hard right now.
2. Hey man leave him be, he's just trying to get it in.
Slurpin by emanon74774 June 20, 2011
To throw slurpies from a moving vehicle at unsuspecting minorities waiting for a bus.
Look at that nigger with 2 teeth, lets go slurpin and get him!
slurpin by Anonymous September 15, 2003

slurpin the doodi p 

the act of having a soon to be ex girlfriend,who you found out cheated on you,give you a blow job after you have had anal sex with another women.cleaning your penis off after the analsex is not allowed.telling the ex priceless.
Bitch wants to cheat on me ,well she soon will be slurpin the doodi p.
slurpin the doodi p by joe zee April 26, 2007

slurpin jerkey 

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener
For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?
slurpin jerkey by cornfritter October 26, 2010

slurpin-the-gurkin

the act of performing felatio
that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro
slurpin-the-gurkin by icebox February 14, 2003

Slurpin Simms

When a guy nuts in a bowl, gets a spoon full and slurps it like its soup
Melvin: i think that guy is a slurpin simms...

Todd: Fagget...
Slurpin Simms by choo hoo March 5, 2009
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