Slurkin

-When your balls stick to the inside of your leg.
-One of the most frustrating natural phenomena of which the only cure is to awkwardly reach into the nether region and peel the balls from the leg.

-Whats wrong with you? you seem agitated.
-Yeah im slurkin like a mofo its bothering me

by ACASTLE March 1, 2012

Slurkin'

verb- Super lurking. When someone is pushing the boundaries of generic creeping by making a daring approach. Slurkin' is all about over confident creepers. Can be used as a noun- Slurker.

Hot Bitch 1: How was your night?

Hot Bitch 2: Well, it was good..but all these guys were slurkin' Trying to dance on me, buy me drinks, asking me if I liked horses, telling me I should model outfits made out of dental floss.

Hot Bitch 1: Oh, I hate slurkers.

by KJeannn March 2, 2009

Slurkin'

The act of lurking while wearing a Slanket, also known as a Snuggie.

Look at that fool slurkin' round the house.

by shad0wman January 6, 2009

Spurkin

When there is no words to describe how lit something was, Spurkin fills the gap.

"Man there is no words to describe how that game ended."
"Breh it was Spurkin."

by Spurks July 15, 2016

slurgin

Slurgin (n.) - Virgin who acts like a slut, a slutty virgin.

"Amy looks like a total slut but everyone knows she ain't giving up the box; she is a total slurgin."

Slurgins often appear among young teenage girls populous, typically between the ages of 13 and 15. Girls may lose their slurginity only after having intercourse, thus making the full transition to slut.



(Phrase coined by David Weirich of Manassas, VA on 4/28/2009)

by nerdy and white April 28, 2009

slurpin the doodi p

the act of having a soon to be ex girlfriend,who you found out cheated on you,give you a blow job after you have had anal sex with another women.cleaning your penis off after the analsex is not allowed.telling the ex priceless.

Bitch wants to cheat on me ,well she soon will be slurpin the doodi p.

by joe zee April 26, 2007

surkin

a surkin is anyone who frequently makes typos, uses inappropriate words for things, or has poor english grammar in general
it can also be used as an adjective

'this new album is so grate, i already listen to it 5 times!' .......... 'wow, what a surkin' 'holy balls, how surkin'

by gmnl June 14, 2011