slurgin 

Slurgin (n.) - Virgin who acts like a slut, a slutty virgin.

"Amy looks like a total slut but everyone knows she ain't giving up the box; she is a total slurgin."

Slurgins often appear among young teenage girls populous, typically between the ages of 13 and 15. Girls may lose their slurginity only after having intercourse, thus making the full transition to slut.



(Phrase coined by David Weirich of Manassas, VA on 4/28/2009)

slurgin by nerdy and white April 28, 2009

Slurgin 

Slut that acts like a virgin or more commonly
a virgin that acts like a slut.

Example 1
'Man, the way she acts, I bet she has fucked every boy in town'
'Nah mate, she's a total Slurgin'
Example 2
'Have you heard Neka is a total slut now'
'No way, she acts like such a virgin'
'Yeah, she's a slurgin'

Slurgin by SnowBall_RozzaT January 25, 2013

slurgin durgin 

the most mentally unstable person you will ever meet: an absolute corn head. pukes on her shoes. machine gun farts. thought her mole was a sparkle. loves dubstep. wears a blue wig to watch euphoria. horse girl. needs euthanasia

I went out with the slurgin durgin and suddenly became ordained!

slurgin durgin by slurgin durgin February 27, 2022

swurging 

having a sweatpant urge.

okay, so you're at a wedding that you didn't want to go to with a date you didn't want to take. you're wearing a horrendous tuxedo or an unfortunate ballgown, depending on your clothing persuasion. you are at the pinnacle of discomfort and all you can think about is getting home, putting on your sweatpants, and dropping onto your couch and falling asleep.
what you're having is a sweatpant urge. you are swurging.

or maybe you're in the parking lot with your grandmother and her old, old dog. it's cold: you're looking for Mee-Maw's Buick and she's moving unbelievably slow. your shirt is a little too short and you can feel the wind blowing on your lower back. all you want at this moment is to go home, pull on your nasty basketball sweatshirt and some flannel pajama pants, and probably watch Glee, or maybe Arrested Development, or maybe even Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

swurging by times_twelve May 18, 2010

Semen Slurping 

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021

surging sanders 

When you sudden come out of nowhere

"Damn! Sorry hun! I just made a Surging Sanders! You on the pill?"

surging sanders by Brummelum February 28, 2016

Slurping Syndrome 

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

Slurping Syndrome by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010