slurpis

another name for chick, chica, hot girl, sluts, bitches, etc... used when said name girls are in close proximity so you dont sound like some kind of creep.

Check out this slurpis behind me!

by suicide mike February 17, 2010

Slurpie

A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)

Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!

by puppycat March 16, 2009

slurpy

gettin head. when a girl orally pleases you. it involves suckin and is messy if not done correctly, hints the name.

"hey girl, how bout servin me up a slurpy"

by Playboy November 11, 2003

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004

Slurpie

A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.

Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!

Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!

Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!

Larry: Oh yeah...

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

Slurpie

When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie

Damn my girl did a slurpie on me🤤

by Oofmad November 11, 2018

Slurpie

The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.

Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.

by Bone-PA December 30, 2009