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surfuckingprise

A sarcastic reference to a surprise that is not really such a surprise.
Well surfuckingprise, she’s late again!
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Surgefuck 

- v. | Applying the use of ones penis to a high voltage electrical generator to experience pleasure. An act which often leads to death or sterility.
Man, I could really use a <SURGEFUCK>! I could <SURGEFUCK> all night long!

SEE: electrophilia

Credit to B.A.R

Sure fuck 

Another term for cologne, describing its desired effect.
"There'll be loads of ladies around tonight. Better put some sure fuck on."
Sure fuck by Kat Gwilliam October 24, 2006

sure-fuck 

Another term for cologne; inspired by the thought (or hope) that all it takes for a guy to score is to not smell bad.
Larry: Come on, Gord! We're gonna be late for the goddam party!

Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026