Slushfuckery 

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny.

Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.

It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

Am I supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery?

Fucking slushfuckery.

Slushfuckery by Loveleedae October 24, 2018

Slushfuckery 

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny, and no matter what you wear, you are guaranteed to spend the day feeling wet and cold.

It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.

Fucking slushfuckery.

Slushfuckery by Loveleedae October 24, 2018

Slushfuckery 

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny, and no matter what you wear, you are guaranteed to spend the day feeling wet and cold.

It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.

Fucking slushfuckery.

Slushfuckery by Loveleedae October 24, 2018

Slushfuckery 

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny, and no matter what you wear, you are guaranteed to spend the day feeling wet and cold.

It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.

Fucking slushfuckery.

Slushfuckery by Loveleedae October 24, 2018

Slushfuckery 

A word native to martitime regions referring to weather conditions that can be classified neither as rain nor snow, but rather, clumps of slush falling from the fucking sky like mother nature playing a practical joke no one finds fucking funny.

Basically Hell, but wetter and colder.

It's fucking slushfuckery out there!

What have I done to deserve this slushfuckery

What is this slushfuckery?

Who asked for this slushfuckery?

Mom, do we still have to go to school in this slushfuckery?

Employee: Sorry boss, I can't make it to work today.
Boss: Why?
Employee: Slushfuckery

I don't know what to wear in this slushfuckery.

I was just standing at the bus stop and suddenly I got hit by a wave of slushfuckery.

Visibility is shit in this slushfuckery.

Does this car have a windshield wiper setting for slushfuckery?

Glad I got new winter tires on before this slushfuckery.

Fuck! I'm not going anywhere in this slushfuckery.

I dunno if I'm supposed to skate or swim in this slushfuckery.

Fucking slushfuckery.

Slushfuckery by Loveleedae October 24, 2018