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1. A fat and/or ugly chick, who doesn't know how to dress.
Andrew slept with a slozzle last night.

That Rice girl is such a slozzle.
Slozzle by cpt.charisma May 9, 2009
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the walk of an obese person, one who is far too large for normal walking. specifically those who have thighs which touch, and knees that face inward. the walk consists of throwing the left side of the body forward, and then the right side, and so on.
walking is to thin people, as slozzle is to obese people.
slozzle by kevin and steve September 2, 2005
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Sluzzle Tag 

A festival resembling Christmas, with a heavy metal-theme added to it, and was said to be held on January 10.
People knows that January 10 is the Sluzzle Tag Day.
Sluzzle Tag by Amanameon90 January 1, 2015
Sozzles about that, I didn't mean to.
Sozzles by wotuwontm8 May 17, 2018

sluzzlewurst 

A large sausage with "everything in and on it", including bacon, pepperoni, cheese, fries, donuts, and a liverwurst, and was often eaten on Sluzzle Tag.
I love to eat sluzzlewursts for Sluzzle Tag!
sluzzlewurst by Amanameon90 January 1, 2015

Sluzzle Tag 

The sum of this article is at the bottom.
Sluzzle Tag is a holiday on January 10th. It was created by the show “The Amazing World of Gumball”.
Sluzzle Tag was made to bring joy to the boring of January.
The name was chosen by Anais and Gumball. Other name choices: "Fun Day" "Dependence Day""Wig Tide”"Danke Party""Schnitzel Time""Googoo Bash"
The traditions of Sluzzle Tag show what Gumball is like.
Like Santa, there is Sluzzle Dude, who has a beard, sneakers, and a leather coat. Sluzzle Dude delivers presents in a magic van led by Dobermans. Sluzzle Dude goes into houses through the toilet to deliver presents. People decorate their bathrooms with gutairs, barbed wire, and heavy metal stuff. Milk and cookies are dumped down the toilet. The presents are the gifts that nobody wanted for Christmas.
Sluzzle Tag music is Grindcore which is heavy metal singing. Also they sing grindcore versions of Christmas songs.
Junk food is eaten on Sluzzle Tag. A meal is the Sluzzlewurst (by Richard), made of cheese, bacon, and junk food on a sausage. There so fatty that they cause people to sweat butter.
Sum
Sluzzle Tag is a metal, Christmas holiday that has Grindcore a heavy metal singing, Sluzzlewursts junk food on a sausage, Decorating the bathroom with gutairs and heavy metal stuff, Sluzzle Dude the Santa of Sluzzle Tag, and fun! Sluzzle Tag Eve is on January 9th. Sluzzle Tag is on January 10th.
MERRY SLUZZLE TAG!!!
“I can’t wait to celebrate Sluzzle Tag with my family and friends!”
Sluzzle Tag by your.a.tree January 1, 2019
under the influence of any substance heavily.
he just hit that wet like a champ. I bet he is completely sozzled.
sozzled by Baron von Dizzle May 28, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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