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Refers to being so drunk you are out of control of your body. You generally remember nothing the next morning, as though it never happened. Next level drunk.
"Omg Lauren you were slozzed last night!"
"I know right, I don't remember anything!"
slozzed by Slozzylozzy December 10, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
It has very different meanings, u can say it just to piece things together in a sentence. But the main meaning of “slozzed” is that your high asf or slumped.
“The Joz is slozzzzeedd.”

“Damn bro that shit slozzed.” Meaning that shit taste good.

“He’s slozzed.” Meaning that’s mans is fuckkeedddd up
Slozzed by Jozzzzzzzz January 30, 2019
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shlozzed 

almost passed out but still drinking
"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"
shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009
something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication
"Damn! you slizzed!?"
slizzed by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006
Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.
"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."
slizzed by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

Slozzered 

To become drunk or intoxicated with alcohol.
"I'm going to get absolutely slozzered tonight!"

"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"

"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"
Slozzered by Bam Sutler. August 31, 2011
Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!
slizzed by Jenn March 18, 2004
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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