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Having a slow-motion fight with a friend at the most random time.
Jeff and Adam pulled a slowpow in the middle of English class.
slowpow by Pancakechinchilla November 11, 2013
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slowpoke 

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.
You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
slowpoke by Fete October 19, 2005

Slowpokewhore 

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.
"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."
Slowpokewhore by jillstraw February 19, 2010

SlowPowerHoeing 

Not Living Your Life To The Fullest/Having Sex For Cheap/Paying Some Weak Dude
"You know Eric be hoeing now?" "Whaaat?" "Yea but you know she still mess with Tyler so they not getting no where!" Yea girl she "SlowPowerHoeing" #SLOWPOWERHOEING
SlowPowerHoeing by EastOaklandRoy October 1, 2010

Slowpoke Rodriguez 

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.
Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.

slowpoke 

A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.
MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail
slowpoke by ben-unit April 18, 2006

Slowpoke Rodriguez 

A very, very slow person.

Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.
Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.

Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!
Slowpoke Rodriguez by kmacolor October 6, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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