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slowpow

Having a slow-motion fight with a friend at the most random time.
Jeff and Adam pulled a slowpow in the middle of English class.
by Pancakechinchilla November 11, 2013
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slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.
You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
by Fete October 19, 2005
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Slowpokewhore

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.
"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."
by jillstraw February 19, 2010
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SlowPowerHoeing

Not Living Your Life To The Fullest/Having Sex For Cheap/Paying Some Weak Dude
"You know Eric be hoeing now?" "Whaaat?" "Yea but you know she still mess with Tyler so they not getting no where!" Yea girl she "SlowPowerHoeing" #SLOWPOWERHOEING
by EastOaklandRoy October 1, 2010
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Slowpoke Rodriguez

Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.
Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.
by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010
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slowpoke

A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.
MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail
by ben-unit April 18, 2006
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Slowpoke Rodriguez

A very, very slow person.

Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.
Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.

Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!
by kmacolor October 6, 2008
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