slowpoking 

Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.

"Yeah he never came I guess he was slowpoking."

slowpoking by slaking November 1, 2014

slowpoking her cloyster 

When u put your dick in her pussy

Last night I was slowpoking her cloyster

slowpoking her cloyster by REALdarkcrafter November 15, 2018

Slowking 

A Big nosed nigga that looks like a Grotle
(David otherwise know as sensational gp)

youtube.com/sensationalgp

"STOP ATTACKING ME , I AM NOT A THREAT TO YOU. CATCH THIS STONE EDGE BITCH" - David 2015

( a slowking supporter)

Slowking by INHALEDEEZNUTSBICTH April 6, 2016

Slowking 

The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.

You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?

Slowking by Slowking March 30, 2009

Slooking 

Where you stand and look at the same time.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.

Slooking by Dann131 October 21, 2011

Future Slowking 

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

Future Slowking by Skilled April 18, 2011

Slooking 

Alternative Meaning:

Single and Looking - An individual who is not in any kind of relationship and is looking for companionship.

People who are slooking would love to go on dates.

Slooking by Cutiejuice December 10, 2012