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Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.
"Yeah he never came I guess he was slowpoking."
by slaking November 01, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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