Slowpok 

Slowpok (Slow-Pock) - Screaming the word Slowpoke at someone in anger, but not finishing the word.

"Don't be such an idiot, hurry up you fucking Slowpok."

Slowpok by schweigert January 2, 2009

Showpoke 

Somebody who finally starts watching a TV show, years after their friends, family and media told them to.

Jay: Hey, I hear that new show Mad Men is pretty good. I'm gonna watch that on Sunday.

Wendy: It's the fourth season, you Showpoke! I've been telling you to watch it for years!

Showpoke by prepster2000 August 15, 2010

snowpoke 

a person you are snowboarding with that is slowing you down

I went boarding with Mike the other day and he was a total snowpoke. I had to wait forever.

snowpoke by bella!!! March 9, 2009

slowpoke 

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

slowpoke by Fete October 19, 2005

snowpoker 

Popular Canadian poker game played outside in the freezing cold weather and the last remaining player takes whatever is left of the pot.

Me and the boys are partaking in a game of snowpoker tonite honey...don't wait up.

snowpoker by the_trapper August 15, 2006

Slowpokewhore 

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.

"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."

Slowpokewhore by jillstraw February 19, 2010

SlowPowerHoeing 

Not Living Your Life To The Fullest/Having Sex For Cheap/Paying Some Weak Dude

"You know Eric be hoeing now?" "Whaaat?" "Yea but you know she still mess with Tyler so they not getting no where!" Yea girl she "SlowPowerHoeing" #SLOWPOWERHOEING

SlowPowerHoeing by EastOaklandRoy October 1, 2010