Slowgie 

A slowgie is a troll shaped mythical fairy that roams the theaters of local high schools. They protect the theaters and make sure that everything is set for the performance. Slowgie's are hard to find because they are crafty and the females are invisible. Slowgies have four legs and eight arms because they have so many activities to complete. Slowgies enjoy to eat dust bunnies because there are large quantities of filthy must around the theater. Whenever you find part of your costume missing, they have torn off a portion to wear for themselves. Slowgie's need clothes too. When the male slowgies are found they are known to resemble gnomes because of how they sleep upsidedown with their pointy heads in the ground. All theater people have either heard of or been associated with slowgies.

Oh my goodness, my smock is missing! Maybe the slowgies got to it. I hear they need clothes too.

May the love of the slowgie shine upon us!

Wow, all the props are put back in place! The slowgies must have done it for us.

Slowgie by THEATERPPL May 6, 2011

Slowgie 

Adjective. Slowgie is short for "slow genius," or an idea that you didn't think would work at first, but turned out well in the end.

I thought your plan to befriend Chat GPT early on was stupid, but now that the computers are hunting us down, it's looking pretty slowgie.

Slowgie by Mr. Rizzler January 27, 2024

Slowmie

These are your homies that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom, a young toddler, or just that homie that does not walk with a purpose.

We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.

Bro, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!

What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.

Slowmie by WordMasterPhlex September 17, 2019

slowbie 

Slow food lover or enthusiast, as opposed to fast food lover.

A term used to describe someone with money and time to care about good healthy food and who enjoys it at leisure.

That slowbie is really taking his time with his organic burger.

slowbie by laksa March 26, 2009

slowie 

A blowjob, performed with expert slowness.

That chick gives great slowies.

slowie by CadillacZach May 25, 2005

Slowlier 

A word slower than slower. When you move so slow that your whole body starts to ache.

Guy 1: Can you walk slowlier?

Guy 2: What the fuck does that mean?

1: It's a word slower than slower, that you move so slow your body starts to ache.

2: Oh cool, I should try that!

Slowlier by Linda Evergreen March 21, 2017

Bust a Sloagie 

To jump from a moving vehicle, out of frustration or in times of mental duress.

"The date got off to such a slow start, I thought I was going to have to bust a Sloagie."

Bust a Sloagie by David Goodis, of course July 4, 2004