lags

Slow as shit

Sprint 3G lags! Its nice they sell 4G phones but are limited to 4G service.

by munjerthegreatst September 23, 2010

lags

another abbreviation for instant messaging, such as "LOL" standing for "laughing out loud." LAGS stands for laughs and giggles.

Chris: yo mudda is so fatt, when she jump of joy, she gets stuck!
Danny: hahahahaha!! LAGS!!

by Khanh Nguyen April 14, 2008

lagative

Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything."
Dylan: "He is for sure the most lagative person I've ever met."

by Dylan Sharp October 26, 2007

lagging

to be late or not show up at all to a precommunicated plan .

“I was supposed to see Mariah today, but she stay lagging!”

by mari.divine September 09, 2018

Lag

A phenomenon in video games where the game slows down. Many gamers do not have the mental capabilities to deal with said lag, causing them to go into mentally and physically destructive meltdowns.

Luke: *Playing Minecraft* Die n00bs!
{GAME LAGS}
Luke: FUCK! SHIT! FUCKIN LAG! AHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! *cries hysterically before having a seizure and dying*.

No one attended his funeral.

by SlutVista September 26, 2014

lagful

to be full of lag; to be overwhelmed with tiredness that all you do is lag; to be really out of it and not want to do anything at all

I'm so full! I feel really tired and lagful.

by Federico Fierce April 03, 2010

lag

• when texting someone and the conversation is weak and or boring.

• too plain to talk to while texting/calling/ and or in person.

I don't flirt with you when we text because you lag much. our conversations are pretty boring.

I'm not talking to Becky because she's such a lag when we text. is really boring.

by slangtypeshit October 28, 2014