Slouting is the act of slyly rating someone on their appearance when amongst peers.
This is done by having a code known only amongst your friend group so when you see someone you can 'slout' them to your friends without anyone catching on.
Can be extremely effective at coordinating groups when on the pull with mates
Aww mate, what would you slout her?
She's mint, lads help me slout her
Shall we go out and do a bit of Slouting today?
*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis "but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis "Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis "apparently i was just chilling somewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn
An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.
Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.