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When an old man goes to take a shit and ends up letting balls soak in the toilet water.
I heard my Uncle hollering from the bathroom, "Dammit, not anther saggy sac wash again? Hehehe, good thing they don't use Tidy Bowl otherwise I'd have me some
Blue Balls!!!"
by jdizzell April 29, 2014

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Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.
Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart
by jdizzell March 21, 2014

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An event in which a slut goes out and may engage in or display slutty behavior.
Your mom slouted it up last night.

Look! All the ladies here are slouting it up.

Slouting about is a good way to get an STD.
by Jdizzell May 04, 2011

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Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.
Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart
by jdizzell March 21, 2014

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