texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.

Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart

by jdizzell April 28, 2014

texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.

Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart

by jdizzell April 28, 2014

Malt-Licky

When something is over the top good or fun. Something you do is really awesome. You are the best at something.

Bro, this party is Malt-Licky!

Man, that time you took your Truck muddin’ was totally Malt-Licky!

Damn, that girl over there is friggin Malt-Licky

by jdizzell August 26, 2019

Slouting

An event in which a slut goes out and may engage in or display slutty behavior.

Your mom slouted it up last night.

Look! All the ladies here are slouting it up.

Slouting about is a good way to get an STD.

by Jdizzell May 28, 2011

Turkish Camel

When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.

Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.

by jdizzell December 25, 2021

Saggy Sac Wash

When an old man goes to take a shit and ends up letting balls soak in the toilet water.

I heard my Uncle hollering from the bathroom, "Dammit, not anther saggy sac wash again? Hehehe, good thing they don't use Tidy Bowl otherwise I'd have me some
Blue Balls!!!"

by jdizzell April 29, 2014