slorer 

sexy guy named Scott with a 12 inch

logan has a 2 inch LOL

definition: slorer looks so sexy with his 12 Incher

slorer by Slorer November 21, 2022

Slower than guns 

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Professional scorer 

In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.

Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.

Professional scorer by TheYu February 25, 2021

slore

when someone is such a slut and a whore you combine them because they're such an unbearable hoebag

damn it sally you're such a slore

slore by yourrrrrrmom June 28, 2017

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.

German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019

slore

Part Slut, Part Whore. Enough said.

Did you check out that dirty slore Stephanie last night ? I thought she was going to let those 5 guys run a train on her.

slore by TuckerLipsin April 7, 2015

slorellowfish 

the successful combination of slow loris and girellyfish. it is a beautiful creature and displays traits like ginormous eyes, a long neck, and tentacles (just to name a few), with a skin tone and texture that varies according to the age of the animal. it is found primarily in the rural back country of Chile. (there has never been a reported sighting anywhere near Europe.) it is obviously the ultimate super animal.

What's that a picture of? It looks like a giraffe with jellyfish tentacles for legs and huge eyes like a slow loris.

Oh, that's my pet slorellowfish. It's the most supreme member of the animal kingdom.

slorellowfish by smessemsee June 19, 2011