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Slower than guns
Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
Professional scorer
In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.
Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.
Professional scorer by TheYu February 25, 2021
slore
slore by yourrrrrrmom June 28, 2017
wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!
The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
slore
Did you check out that dirty slore Stephanie last night ? I thought she was going to let those 5 guys run a train on her.
slore by TuckerLipsin April 7, 2015
slorellowfish
the successful combination of slow loris and girellyfish. it is a beautiful creature and displays traits like ginormous eyes, a long neck, and tentacles (just to name a few), with a skin tone and texture that varies according to the age of the animal. it is found primarily in the rural back country of Chile. (there has never been a reported sighting anywhere near Europe.) it is obviously the ultimate super animal.
What's that a picture of? It looks like a giraffe with jellyfish tentacles for legs and huge eyes like a slow loris.
Oh, that's my pet slorellowfish. It's the most supreme member of the animal kingdom.
Oh, that's my pet slorellowfish. It's the most supreme member of the animal kingdom.
slorellowfish by smessemsee June 19, 2011
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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