the successful combination of slow loris and girellyfish. it is a beautiful creature and displays traits like ginormous eyes, a long neck, and tentacles (just to name a few), with a skin tone and texture that varies according to the age of the animal. it is found primarily in the rural back country of Chile. (there has never been a reported sighting anywhere near Europe.) it is obviously the ultimate super animal.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods