Slopcock 

noun: a penis that has recently been blown or involved in penetration.

"Man, that girl was on the rag and didn't tell me. Talk about a slopcock."

Slopcock by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

Slopcock 

noun: a penis that has recently been given a blowjob, or involved in penetration.

I met this girl in the bookstore, took her home, and ended up with a slopcock. She was amazing.

Slopcock by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

Slapcockin 

To go at your mangina in an air bass-guitar fashion.

If you want to live life and keep on rockin' then don't ever let your mama catch you slapcockin

Slapcockin by Fatman1972 June 22, 2010

Stopcock 

What you want to do with a shemale to keep her penis in its zipper.

The shemale is going to fuck you with that if you don't put stopcock to good use.

Stopcock by Solid Mantis September 6, 2018

stopcock 

Device in Chemistry or other science classes to restrict or allow the flow of liquid in a lab. However in OLCHS it is now the funniest word at the time. It is used in anyway that fits. Mostly used around immature teens such as myself.

Hey watch your stopcock its getting that liquid everywhere.

stopcock by itsame May 25, 2004

stopcock 

Someone who inhibits another person's game, thus lowering his or her chances to beat it up. Synonym of cock block or baller block.

George: "Hey honey. I have a favor to ask you."
Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"

stopcock by Nick D October 11, 2005

slopjockey 

proffesional kitchen term refering to half-assed cooks, who would rather slap the food down on the plate then to carefully create a dish trough detail and expertise.

You call yourself a professional chef, but your nothing but a slopjockey!!

slopjockey by chefjay October 13, 2006