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Slosh Noggin

A strong residual hangover after a night of perfect pussies, wet willies, and punching lights. Too much movement out of the safety of one's bed will cause the sensation of Jesus parting the red sea within their dome.
Travis: Still trying to go for a ride?
Caleb: Yeah, hope our hangovers recover in time to hang.
Travis: That's pretty necessary. Don't want slosh noggin on a bike ride.
Slosh Noggin by kickpushpull July 22, 2016

Slosh naan 

Having sex after eating Indian food
Wanna slosh naans after this chicken tikka masala?
Slosh naan by nannyslammer22 February 19, 2017

snoosh’nsnash 

A southern Tacoma, WA slang meaning a woman’s vagina.
I was knee deep in some fire ass snoosh’nsnash when I got called into work… fuck, gotta love it.
snoosh’nsnash by Snoosh’nsnash December 16, 2021

The Nike Swoosh

During an FFM threesome. The Stud, whilst having intercouse with lady 1, turns his body 45° in order to lick out the pussy of lady 2, also at 45° to lady 1. Thereby recreating the famous "swoosh". After all is over the three participants can all lie perpendicular to the bed head and recreate the Adidas "Stripes" if so desired.

First used circa 1920.
"I'm going to do The Nike Swoosh on these bitches and then stripe a rest" laughed Adolf.
"Your such a big black pussy cat!" retorted Rudolf Dassler.
The Nike Swoosh by Sir Jeremy September 18, 2018

nike swoosh 

Inserting your finger in someone's anus, then wiping it under their nose in a swooping fashion - for full satisfaction.
He told me he had a surprise for me, and reached behind my back and gave me a Nike Swoosh.
nike swoosh by Tim Acker June 14, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026