swoosh

The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.

All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday.

by JohnnieWBlue October 4, 2011

Swoosh

The sound a joke made when it flies over somebodies head.

Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.

by BabadookBabe May 3, 2018

swoosh

A symbol that looks like a brush-stroke.

The Nike swoosh.

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

swoosh

Pure net; the sound produced by a basketball, as it hits just the net.

Ten seconds to finnish, at the three pointer, it's off and swoosh San Antonio Spurs, win!

by arc_huprnikao June 18, 2014

Swoosh

A proper (posh) person may act swoosh.

They are very swoosh.

by anairda64 June 19, 2009

SWOOSH

When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.

"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."

by Jado987 February 17, 2010

Swoosh

When used, the word means that you find another petson attractive or appealing. It is the sound that womans' panties make when they are coming off. This act is usually prompted by seeing an attractive person.

Amy: Did you see Marks new profile pic? He has no shirt on and sweat is glistening off his arm muscles.

Amber: Swoosh!

OR

Amber: Amelia is so damn sexy. The way she bites her lip drives me crazy.

Brandi: I know right? Swoosh.

by nuthinbutbootson December 27, 2014