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Colognoisseur

A connoisseur of cologne. One who recognizes and appreciates the subtleties of fine colognes and perfumes. He understands industry terminology such as "sillage" and "notes", is unswayed by masculine- or feminine-directed marketing, and he may have expert training or knowledge. He may have a large wardrobe of colognes from which to choose for various occasions and he knows how and when to apply them for greatest impact or close-quarter-only situations.

The masculine equivalent of "perfumista".

Origin: "Quarry" of online fragrance forums.
Tania asked her colognoisseur husband, Luca Turin, what new, cutting-edge cologne he would recommend for her college-bound nephew.

Whew! The loud, cheap-smelling funk coming off Bob let everyone downwind know he was no colognoisseur.

slognosis 

The forecast that the course of a disease will be uphill and stretch over a long time.
The doctor's truthful slognosis was hard to hear: His covid symptoms would get worse before they got better, and recovery would be slow, if it happened at all.
slognosis by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

Clownosis 

"Clownosis" has been known to be a very painful affliction to children. They grow big red noses and also develop large feet.
I've got a condition, it's called Clownitis.
It comes from Clownosis, and practicing Clownosis
And thinking Clowny thoughts.
Clownosis by 1BigDog! May 17, 2011

Clamnosis 

The act of being hypnotized by the Clam Lady
The only way I can get any pussy is through clamnosis.
Clamnosis by Slippy March 6, 2004

crognopistocate 

to sploosh your memeber into a small box of blades
when i crognopistocate(ed) in the lion i had mere seconds before the threshold of calcium stalagtites came crashing down on the solid meat of mine

Colognoisseur

Person who loves cologne, has knowledge about it and might own a very extense collection of it.
- I heard that Jean Blanc owns 250 bottles of cologne.
+ Wow! He must be a true colognoisseur!
Colognoisseur by memecio June 7, 2018