sprognosis

the prediction of how ones life will be after one pops a sprog

preggo person: "What's the sprognosis, doctor?"

doctor: "There is a 100% risk you will hate your life 10 times more than you already do once you pop that sprog"

by lland July 20, 2010

sterognosis

the ability to identify objects by just feeling them in
your hand, without looking

One type of recognition for the blind is sterognosis.

by Bill12 January 7, 2008

slognosis

The forecast that the course of a disease will be uphill and stretch over a long time.

The doctor's truthful slognosis was hard to hear: His covid symptoms would get worse before they got better, and recovery would be slow, if it happened at all.

by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

Saragnosis

Dying from lack of attention, lack of communication I call this concussion. This is not fake ! If you have this you are always right because you know. You love watching movies that's what I know. The list goes on you have this if you just claim to have if because you do what you want and diagnose yourself.
Symptoms: frustration because know one listens, headache, always tired and hungry, etc...

Saragnosis: Not sure but I'm sure you have it if you're sure.

by Alwaysthetruthokay May 19, 2018

prognosis

it is a declaration of that something will happen in future

For now, doctors say that his prognosis is not bad

by focusprogress January 25, 2023

Prognosis

Used in place of the word “prerogative” because that one friend of yours doesn’t know the difference between the two

She decided not to help clean the apartment after move out. That’s her prognosis.

by Madeline Simons July 28, 2025