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slippery cat's womb 

to have the personality a slippery cat's womb.
"You are one slippery little cat's womb...you dicks-mouth"

Eric went to the shop and saw Jack, who he considered to be a slippery cat's womb.
slippery cat's womb by ojart July 18, 2011

as slippery as a butcher's prick 

an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery
drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick

watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick

Slippery Steam Train 

When you fill a spoon with lube and stick it in your orifice in order to lubricate your ass, then you continue to shovel the lube into your orifices.
Rupert: I wanted to try new things with Gertrude. What's the best way to lubricate my anus?
Mallory: The best thing is the slippery steam train, you'll be more slippery than ever before!

Slippery Slope 

A small event that leads to a chain reaction of events with unintended consequences that were unforeseen at the time of the inciting event.
you being late with that package caused there to be the slippery slope effect
Slippery Slope by OGmudbone412 December 13, 2016

slippery snakes 

Basically a wolf in sheep's clothing. Nobody ever notices the snake in the water until it's too late unless you are really looking for it or its too late. Slippery snakes are usually the sweetest kindest people who are usually doing too much. They do this to earn ur trust and sink their teeth into your life so that they can slyly manipulate you. It is difficult to identify this person until they ruin your life but nobody will ever believe you until it happens to them.
K is such a slippery snake. She found me somewhere to live and was nothing but nice to me, but then she suddenly went behind my back and put my job in jeopardy for no reason. You have got to be careful with slippery snakes.
slippery snakes by mzparadise October 21, 2014

Slippery Salamander 

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall
Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.