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Slipballs 

The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.
Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.

slamball season 

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.
Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"
slamball season by juice45 August 13, 2009

Slimeball 

someone who has the most slippery slimy personality ever.
person 1: what you doing tonight, seeing the girlfriend?
person 2: which one?
person 1: you absolute slimeball.
Slimeball by Griffi November 14, 2005
That slumball can't afford a condom
Slumball by jojoroxo July 4, 2018

slimeballs 

tyler joseph calling his fans a bunch of dicks
“you slimeballs are killing me.” - tyler joseph, 2019
slimeballs by luvpilots March 6, 2019