slim dick 

When a man’s penis is thinner than a uncooked noodle.

Man, Jerry had a slim dick when fucking Tyleigh yesterday.

slim dick by You’re May 12, 2018

Slim Jim dick 

A dick that is wrinkly or has wrinkles

Bro: yo I heard you got a Slim Jim Dick
Other bro: what?!?! Who said that shit

Slim Jim dick by ass_slapper October 23, 2019

slim dickins

1) Limited or no females to copulate with.

2) The absence of good looking girls at a party or bar.

1) -"Justyn, how has your sex life been?"

- "Not too good man, it's really slim dickins out there"

2) -"This party has no good looking girls! It's slim dickins tonight."

slim dickins by MageMasher07 November 16, 2013

Slim Dickings 

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....

Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home

Slim Dickings by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017

slim dickin's 

a dude with no self-esteem and a skinny penis

"He hates himself so much, call him slim dickin's"

slim dickin's by luropex August 22, 2017

slimdick 

tampon; aka Vagina Slims

I sent my boyfriend to the store to buy a box of slimdicks.

slimdick by dsimms May 24, 2008

slimdick 

A person who thinks there eminem the best white rapper but acts like a total dick cause hes white and thinks hes a rapper.

wow dude look at that slimdick.

slimdick by JAk3sAB33sT December 2, 2010