A tool used to (illegaly or not) open doors on cars, by 'pulling up' the lock within the door.
I boosted that car with a slim jim
by Damian March 26, 2003
A delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick rumored to have been made from the cheeks and foreheads of cattle. That may or may not be true. Currently it can be bought in different flavors such as nacho and tobasco, or even with a stick of waxy, horrible-tasting cheese. Can be purchased at just about any convenience store, super market, or gas station in the United States. It has been known to cause excitement in professional wrestlers.
Slim Jims go well with a cold soft drink.
by Red Devil Slim April 8, 2004
A penis that is very slim and and long, like a slim jim
She wants my Slim Jim. I cant blame her.
by LifeInANutshell October 16, 2014
A long slender meat that millions of people put in there mouths everyday until they can swallow what is left of it.
by Awesome0000000001 June 6, 2009
When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.
Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!
by festeringfetus December 27, 2011
yeah i gave him a slim jim so he didnt get it on my sheets.
by Kira Janus June 1, 2006
A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.
Guy 1: What is this shit in my Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Oh that? That's just a piece of Skingina.
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 27, 2009