slimdick

tampon; aka Vagina Slims

I sent my boyfriend to the store to buy a box of slimdicks.

by dsimms May 24, 2008

slimdick

A person who thinks there eminem the best white rapper but acts like a total dick cause hes white and thinks hes a rapper.

wow dude look at that slimdick.

by JAk3sAB33sT December 2, 2010

SlimDick

a penis that is slim but long

her: i wanna see your dick
him: no i have a SlimDick
her: i like that

by siesschmeer September 11, 2018

Stimdick

Stimdick is when a male has taken too much of a stimulant to be able to achieve an erection.

"He did so much MDMA last night. We tried for hours but he had stimdick."

by MDPervin October 11, 2011

swimdick

There are two stages of swimdick:
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.

2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.

Me: dude, what's wrong? Why are you holding your crotch?
Male Friend: I've got swimdick, man
Me: I feel your pain

by ironluke June 28, 2014

Slipdicking

The act of being consistently shady and elusive especially soon after beginning a relationship. This may involve shoddy stories and excuses as to why said slipdicker cannot attend to his/her responsibilities or hang out anymore.

Potter: "I haven't seen Seth in awhile.... wonder why? (sarcasm)"

Kevin: "Well, c'mon... I mean its not his fault he's had six music history tests this week. (sarcasm) He's too busy slipdicking."

Schmitz: "I got some bad news. You're kicked out of school. However, you could always just resort to slipdicking around the bureaucracy of it all."

by diapergays dan October 28, 2010

slipdick

Codeword for anal intercourse. So named due the excuse often used by the perpetrator (it slipped!)

"I was pounding her so hard I decided to try and get away with a little slipdick."

by Gregory Novak April 21, 2007