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The sleepiest of the sons. This person will usually be falling asleep or talking about going going to bed while everyone else is trying to stay up and chill
*12 am*
Jeff: Let’s play some Fortnite guys!
Bryce: Idk man I’m pretty tired, I’m about to go to bed
Drew: Bryce is a sleepyson
Jeff: Bryce is a little bitch
sleepyson by Captain chösed November 19, 2018
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sleepyboner 

The act of getting a boner during a sleepy state or before falling asleep while attempting to stay awake. It is also hard to get rid of.not to be confused with morning wood.
I couldn't get out of my seat in class because I got a sleepyboner almost falling asleep.
sleepyboner by duhbeezneez July 12, 2014

sleepykinq 

So Sleepykinq is this really edgy furry animator whos like, 16 right now.
Hes edgy like hell. But he has much talent.
"You should watch sleepykinq"
"who dat"
"animator"
*Watches*
*becomes a furry animator*
sleepykinq by BagelTheBagel October 20, 2017

sleepytown 

the place you enter after hopping onto the Choo-Choo Train that picks you up at your pillow
I met some crazy folks in sleepytown last night
sleepytown by plusminusme May 12, 2022

Sleepywood 

Sleepywood is a website for Maplestory, the forum is also a database for maplestory

However, the site has been scrutinized outside of their fourms and even inside the forums for their communist-like policies.

The moderators are extremely ban happy, you can actually get banned if there is a thread with poor grammar, and if you say, please put more effort into your comment, try real words, and spacing. This is probably because the root admin just promotes random people. The community sucks also, they are full of elitists and flamers. And you can actually get banned for defending yourself against these flamers.

Their auction system is actually overrated, it's just some sub forum, there are better auction sites around. Many people who like Sleepywood and think its more mature than Basilmarket. However, this is not true, there was a thread in sleepywood once where someone posted SPAMMING TO GET 2000 POST COUNT.

This thus invalidates their point, and brings out the theory they might just be naive bandwagoners (one even said Sleepywood is more mature but did not actually go to the forums herself)

They also claim to control the zakum run times, but in fact, they control people who think they control the zakum run times.

They will also flame you for being a noob due to stupid elitism. Ironically, if you make a thread flaming noobs, they will also flame you for being an elitist.

There is also the warning dispute zone, where you can dispute something but no one is allowed to see it, not even youself. You can't even see your own replies to the dispute you made, allowing the moderators to pigeonhole (ignore completely). If you try making this dispute anywhere else you get banned.

There is also a venting zone (burning zone), which you can vent about things, but you cannot show any names of who you are venting with, which ruins the whole point of a venting zone.

The root admin also frequently derails threads with racist comments. There was a time when he derailed a new Latino MS thread with racism. A mod tried deleting these comments but in exchange she was demodded.

Sleepywood, in short, is not any better than any other forum. Despite all assertions that they make
"Sleepywood Forums, just like Basil, is full of idiots. They're elitist idiots, however, and they tend to give off the impression that they are more intelligent / cultured. They are not."
Sleepywood by Animalzap August 25, 2009

sleepysex 

Somnophilia. A fetish in which a person fantasizes about having sex with somebody who is unconscious at the time.

This is different from necrophilia in that the object is still alive at the time of intercourse.
"Don't pass out in front of him."
"Why not?"
"Really into sleepysex, that one."
sleepysex by the letter d November 13, 2007

Sleepyhornia 

when you are sleepy and horny at the same damn time
Sam, I'm having a bad case of sleepyhornia.
Sleepyhornia by Ant luvs Sam October 1, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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