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Sleepyierest

A sleepy head that is sleepyier than the sleepyiest
Wow bobeeshka your such a sleepyierest head

Sleepyhead 

Someone that sleeps a lot or is tired all the time.
"Wake up you sleepyhead!"
Sleepyhead by GGeeggee March 28, 2010

Sleepyhead 

One of the most amazing friends you will ever have. But dont expect to talk to them late at night, they like to go to bed around ten or so. Most of the time if you are talking to them they fall asleep. Even though they fall asleep a lot they are simply amazing. If you are lucky enough to have a sleepy head in your life, dont lose them. They are loyal, a great listener, and will do whatever it takes have to to make you happy.
I wish I had a sleepyhead as a friend.
Sleepyhead by MyrtleLynn April 22, 2010

sleepy sex 

to have sex with someone while they're still asleep or drowsy.
In the early morning I will suprise my boyfriend with sleeping sex. I slide on his erection just before he wakes up.
sleepy sex by Roxie November 13, 2003

fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.
"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."
fake sleepy sex by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
To reply to a text received while asleep. Usually one word answers or nonsensical responses occur, with misspellings.

Much like sleepwalking, the sleep-texter will not remember the incident until the morning after, upon checking thier sent/inbox.
1. Friend of sleeptexter:"Hey, you're missing an awesome party right now!"

Sleeptexter's response: "Mm yeahg i knsh."

2. "Yeah, I tried texting her last night but she was just sleeptexting back, so it was useless."
Sleeptext by mousefacee December 8, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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